Not sketchy at all....

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 02/02/2017 at 13:28 • Filed to: None

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Tekamul > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:34

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This will be a great story for the two of you to tell at your wedding.

garagemonkee > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:34

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Where in the world is carmentapia548?

Funktheduck > Tekamul 02/02/2017 at 13:41

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My fiancée would find it hilarious

Funktheduck > garagemonkee 02/02/2017 at 13:42

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Aaaaaannnd it’s stuck in my head

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:43

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Pfft you can keep Carmen, Katie just started following me

Spaceball-Two > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:45

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I just got followed by the lovely Cristina. I’ve never felt so popular!

My bird IS the word > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:47

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carmen just started following me, and she is already cheating on me.

wow.

Tekamul > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:49

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Move to Utah

Wacko > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:51

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I just got followed By Lisa and her twins

https://kinja.com/lisahobbs

Chuckles > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:56

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I got the same thing, but with a different name and picture.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:59

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Yeah looks like we’re going to have another wave of porn spam accounts rolling through.

user314 > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 13:59

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Wait, you mean the Wendy who started following me might not be legit? My faith in the Interwebs is shaken to the core......

Urambo Tauro > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:02

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I’ve got Naomi Watts (Anna’s clearly just a pseudonym) following me!

And she’s into car parts, too!

Funktheduck > user314 02/02/2017 at 14:03

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Noooooooooooo not Wendy too

Chariotoflove > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:09

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I wouldn’t buy it. It’s a scam.

Now on the other hand, I just got followed by Christine. She’s looking out for my interests. She’s letting me know that there are wifes [sic] in my area that want sex and even provided a link. Now that’s friendship.

Chuckles > Chuckles 02/02/2017 at 14:09

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Chuckles > Chuckles 02/02/2017 at 14:09

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Milky > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:12

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Yea but Sarah just started following me and the bet her pictures, after the link on her profile, are way better.

https://kinja.com/sarahcolman310

facw > Chuckles 02/02/2017 at 14:16

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“She”’s the one I got...

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Spaceball-Two 02/02/2017 at 14:17

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B..but I thought she just wanted ME to check out her nudes? I’m heartbroken....

Again.

Spaceball-Two > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 02/02/2017 at 14:24

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If you love something let it go. If it come back. Check out it’s nudes.

Laurence > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:26

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Yeah, I got followed by this one too

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:27

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I assumed Danielle was really just someone who misclicked horribly and hasn’t realized it yet.

scoob > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:33

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I got followed by a Betty.

I clicked on her name and was surprised to see someone else starred her post AND replied to it. Who could it be? A rogue bot gone semi-conscious, spamming its allies instead of the hoomans?

Nope! I saw this gem instead:

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 14:36

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Well at least yours is named Carmen. I was followed by someone named Kia.

Do you think her last name might be Rio or Optima? Maybe Forte or Soul?

Funktheduck > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/02/2017 at 15:01

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You should ask